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TOADc MCC – TOO OLD AND DON’T CARE MCC
Too many clubs have petty rules, or you have to have a particular type of bike, a brand name, you have to go on set ride outs, etc, etc, etc!
so thats where we come in.... we have rules, we have standards & we have principles!
Our objectives are simple...
to mix & mingle with fellow clubs, fellow bikers who feel the same, to have a laugh & to enjoy both our bikes and whatever rides we do!
at the end of it all we are also going to donate any surplus Club funds at the end of the year to charity!
Our Club is open to membership of all types of motor bike riders, bikes of any c.c.
any age
(but guessing your going to be old or you wouldn't be looking at this web page anyway.... old is GOOD! Grumpy & Old is better!)
Having said that..... we where all young once.... & to prove it.... The Prez.... Pre 70's... or maybe alot before?
We also allow virtual riders as members & also we allow the 'closet' biker, for those who who would like to join but daren't tell the other significant half!!
A letter from the TOADc MCC 'President'
....... Welcome to all current & potentially new members, both uk & global although this could go through out the universe..... a toad has been photographed on the moon.....
which leads me into my theory of of evolution and the popular belief that man comes from Mars & the ladies come from Venus.... so my therory is... women & the spaceship arriving ......
Tone Mills 20 February at 15:31
I've long held the belief that men once lived on earth alone, we lived in caves and up trees, were hairy and scruffy, chased and played with dinosaurs, squabbled, invented beer, fell down a lot, put up big stone circles for rallies, invented the wheel so we could have motorbikes and generally had a ball...Then one day this spaceship appeared full of wondrous creatures, all different shapes and size's, all smooth, and soft with lovely bumpy bits and fair faces, and we were completely smitten. Then the "lovely ones" thought, this is a nice planet, if we can tame these simple hairy beings, smarten 'em up a bit, get 'em out of the trees and into huts, make 'em get rid of their smelly dinosaurs, put more wheels on their transport so we can go to Tesco's and hide their beer 5 days a week they could be useful. And we were, so they stayed....which was nice...
A final word from the PREZ!!!
The TOADc 10 Commandments
1/ Thou shalt not have any other prez but me
2/ Honour thy beer & thy Splif
3/ Thy bike must be clean & shiney
4/ Thou shalt not covert thy neighbours paint job
5/Thy helmet shalt not have "ears"
6/ thou shalt not do wheelies within the sight of the law
7/ thou must not leave a rally remembering who thou art
8/ love thy neighbour but don't get caught
9/ Thou shall not polish thy helmet within the sight of the Prez
10/ Thou shalt alway keep rule 10